July 19, 2005

I Don't Know What's Going On With The Papayas

We were in our local grocery store recently getting a few items as well as trying to decide what to have for dinner that night. As we looked through the produce section, I came across the following sign:

We are so proud of the Freshness and Quality of our produce that we offer you a
Double Guarantee. We work hard to bring you the freshest produce available and
stand behind it with our Double Satisfaction Guarantee! If for any reason, you
are not 100% satisfied with any produce item, we will gladly replace the item
AND refund your money.

Kramer would be pleased.


Until later...

1 comment:

Herge Smith said...

Ahhh, good man - because if you don't get decent fruit you should always demand restitution from the vendor.