May 30, 2005

Car Windows

Just a brief note to the gentleman driving down the road while I was waiting to cross after picking up Jaspare's Pizza (again), and to anyone else who suffers from the same delusions that he does:

I should explain something to you about cars. The windows of cars are made of glass. Glass is transparent. This means that all of us outside of your car can still see what is going on inside your car. In summary, if you feel an uncontrollable desire to pick your nose, please do it somewhere else. I think I speak for almost everyone when I say that we neither need nor want to see that.

Thank you for your time.


Until later...

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