After hearing the seven thousandth news story recently about Tom Cruise, Scientology and the number of celebs that have joined the religion, we had the folowing conversation.
Me: You know, I keep hearing about this. I think I've decided to convert to Scientology.
MK: Sure. Go right ahead.
Me: Really, think about all the benefits. You get to hang out with the celebrities. It helps you if you want to be in the entertainment industry.
MK: I have a feeling your parents would freak out. (Whose wouldn't?)
Me: Well, sure. But that's 'cause they're glib.
And with that the dead horse was officially beaten.
June 28, 2006
Conversion
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In my household, that conversation would have gone like this:
Me: I'm thinking of converting to scientol...
K: You're an idiot.
Me: I hadn't finished...
K: End of story.
HA! That comment was so funny, I've forgotten my own!
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