Reply Hazy, Ask Again Later

A comment was posted last week asking, "What is the sound of one man not updating his blog?" I don't have an answer to that, but I can tell you the sound of one man without inspiration trying to update his blog to get people off his back. It sounds approximately like posting a meme. Here, let me show you using this meme, guiltlessly stolen from Becki.

Instructions: Go to your music player of choice (I was at my desktop, so I just used opened up iTunes instead) and put it on shuffle. Say the following questions aloud, and press play. Use the song title as the answer to the question. NO CHEATING.^*

How does the world see you?
Ugly - Bubba Sparxxx (Oh, we're off to a great start. But what about my inner beauty?)

Will I have a happy life?
This Is Such a Pity - Weezer

What do my friends really think of me?
Spoiled - Joss Stone (This is totally untrue, and I absolutely refuse to speak to any of my friends who think so.)

Do people secretly lust after me?
If I Had $1000000 - Barenaked Ladies (Once again, what about my inner beauty?)

How can I make myself happy?
Chocolate Cake for Breakfast - Bill Cosby (Oh, come on iTunes. That was pretty obvious.)

What should I do with my life?
Quality Control - Jurassic 5 (Well, that was pretty much a gimme wasn't it?)

Will I ever have children?
Big Poppa - Notorious B.I.G. (Wait, is that saying I'll have a bunch, or is that a fat joke?)

What is some good advice for me?
Don't Say Nuthin' - The Roots (If I knew how to do that, I would have followed the advice when everyone else told me that.)

How will I be remembered?
Never Ever - All Saints

What is my signature song?
C is for Cookie - Cookie Monster (Another fat joke? Come on now you're just being mean. And yes, that actually is in my iTunes library. Don't ask.)

What do I think my current theme song is?
I'm So Fly - Lloyd Banks

What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
Holier Than Thou - Metallica(Please, just because I think I'm better than everyone doesn't mean I'm judgmental or narcissistic.)

What song will play at my funeral?
The Big Sleep - Raymond Chandler (It seems odd that an audiobook would come up here. I'll take a mulligan and try again.)
Goodbye Cruel World- Pink Floyd

What type of men/women do I like?
Rich Girl - Gwen Stefani (Wait a minute, I'm not that shallow. Let's do this again and see what you really think about me.)
Gold Digger - Kanye West (Stubborn aren't you.)

What is my day going to be like?
Home of The Blues - Johnny Cash (Yeah, so what else is new?)

^*Of course I cheated. I tried doing it the right way and the only answer that was mildly interesting was when I asked if I would have children and the song that came on was "Beware" by Panjabi MC. A Ouija board, it's not.