It's A Comedy Goldmine

Just when you think inspiration has left you, it strikes twice in one day.

The long-awaited progeny of the Spears-Federline family has arrived. Britney Spears had her baby boy. Where to start? There are just all sorts of things to deal with here.

First, the reports that Britney claims she will be a "hot mom", wearing halter tops and Daisy Dukes while pushing the stroller. I'd say this was supposed to be a joke, but I've seen how she dressed when she was pregnant. And the "MILF in training" shirt she wore. Somewhere out there is a therapist with dollar signs in his eyes when he thinks about this poor kid.

They have also reportedly chosen a name for the bouncing baby boy: Preston Michael Spears. You know the rules about looking at initials before naming? Might want to revisit those, Brit (In fact, check out all sorts of things not to do when naming your kid.). Or not, I'm sure no one will notice the kid whose monogram will be PMS. Nothing to make fun of there. Nope, nothing at all.

No word yet on how Kevin Federline is responding to being a father rather than simply a baby-daddy.

If you would like to purchase a gift for little K-Fed Jr., the family has registered for infant clothing at Von Dutch and Flying J Truck Stops. They are requesting manpris, white tank-top undershirts and sandals.

In honor of the new child, the happy couple, the two kids Kevin already had and Shar Jackson, the mother of those two children, here is a little snippet of a song. And another. Enjoy.

Until later...