September 02, 2005

His Career Certainly Has Gone Downhill

One day last week, we stopped by Wal-Mart after work to pick up a couple of things. We wandered around, doing our shopping as usual, paying little attention to the people on the PA system. Eventually, however, one announcement caught our attention: "Wal-Mart associate Michael Bolton, please call 1-2-3. Michael Bolton call 1-2-3."

Oh, how the mighty have fallen.


Until later...

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

maybe it was that dude from "Office Space"...?

"Well, at least your name isn't Michael Bolton"

"You know, there's nothing wrong with that name."

"There was nothing wrong with it... until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys."

"Hmm... well why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?"

"No way! Why should I change? He's the one who sucks."

Becki said...

Dude, Mikey totally stole my comment!

Ok, so maybe he didn't actually *steal* it... He just got here before me.

But that was what went through my head when I read this. Seriously, word for word. Scary.

Craig said...

Becki, I don't really think it's that scary, since I thought the exact same thing, too.

MC Etcher said...

Since he cut his hair, it was all over...

Also, I wonder if the word verification program uses random letters, or do they just appear random?

Does it have a filter to prevent cuss words from randomly appearing?