June 11, 2005

Fair And Balanced

In the interest of allowing both sides of a non-issue to have their say, here is an email we received this morning:

FREE TOM CRUISE!
Summary:
New website FreeTom.net asserts that Tom Cruise is the real victim, countering claims made by Katie Holmes fans.

For Immediate Release:
There comes a time in each of our lives when we must make a choice. Sit back, do nothing, and watch the forces of evil take holdÂ… Or stand up, speak out, and TAKE A STAND!

THAT TIME IS NOW.

That is... according to FreeTom.net, a new website claiming that Tom Cruise is the real victim, falling under the spell of a "calculating young actress looking to catapult her career off of Tom's stardom." Countering claims made by Katie Holmes fans, FreeTom.net asks Tom Cruise fans to save him from the "clutches of the evil Katie Holmes."
For the undecided, FreeTom.net asks us to consider:

TOM CRUISE:
Risky Business, Top Gun, Rain Man, A Few Good Men

KATIE HOLMES:
Muppets From Space, Teaching Mrs. Tingle, Phone Booth, The Singing Detective

Good points.

If you are a Tom Cruise fan and wish to show your support before it's too late, or if you're just looking for a general good laugh, visit FreeTom.net.
For more details:
I just couldn't sit idly by and watch the Tom-bashing any longer.
If anyone is under a spell, it's Tom. Look who has something
to gain. Tom is already a major superstar. Katie is the one
getting much needed exposure out of this. I didn't even know
she was in Batman Begins before all this.
In any case, if you're a Tom fan, now you have someplace to go.
At least it isn't so one-sided anymore.
-Charles


So there you have it. We've given you info on both sides, and devoted far more time than originally intended to this subject. Now we will leave you with the promise that this subject will not get its own post ever again. From here on out you're on your own to make important decisions like is Tom or Katie to blame or is Paris really planning to marry a guy named Paris and then name a child Paris?

Until later...

1 comment:

thordora said...

the whole thing is just icky icky icky...standing in line with the groceries staring at the horsies masked as tom and katie...

he's gross enough, but her!?

I don't know what's worse, these two, or Charles and Camilla