February 22, 2006

Advance Praise for The Fount of Useless Information

"If he had any less talent, he'd be my next husband." Britney Spears, former recording star

“With The Fount of Useless Information, CK manages to successfully pass himself off as the wittiest and most perceptive man in the world.” David Sedaris, author of Me Talk Pretty One Day

"Surpasses The Da Vinci Code in almost every aspect." Denver Post

"It's not even all that funny when I'm high, and when I'm high even that new Freddie Prinze, Jr. show is funny." Dave Chapelle

"A ponderous, many-layered blog that is exquisitely versed in the art of stalling." New York Times

"It's the greatest thing I've ever read. But then, we all know not to believe a word I say." James Frey, author of A Million Little Pieces

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3 comments:

Agent 31 said...

"Just like his stint on Sportscenter, except without any sports or quality."

-Maine Courier

MC Etcher said...

It's funny cause it's not true.

Becki said...

I'm not feeling clever enough to say anything except hee!