Dear new cherry flavored Coca-Cola Zero,
I realize that you haven't been around for long. I realize that you may not even know who I am. I have to say this anyway. I love you.
No, really, I do.
I love you like a fat kid loves cake.
Or, more precisely, I love you like a morbidly obese adult who has just entered his thirties loves a tasty zero calorie caffeinated beverage.
To recap it in a slightly clearer version, in the words of David Cassidy in fact while he was still with the Partridge Family, "I think I love you."*
Thirstily,
Craig
P.S. Sorry about the Hugh Grant thing up there.
*So what am I so afraid of? Oh, right, it's the massive amounts of caffeine and other chemicals I'm ingesting. Oh well.
March 05, 2007
An Open Letter to Cherry Coke Zero
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I like your blog and would like to subscribe to your RSS feed but I can't find one. Do you have one I'm just not finding?
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you know, ive tried to stalk quietly. I really did. But you pulled out the partridge family. This was the best post ever for more reasons than I care to explain.
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